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Championship recap 2025

We are so back. Your glorious, smart, funny, intelligent, and great Commissioner finally returns to the throne after a 4-season hiatus, and did it in heroic fashion. Another year in the books, and this one is no different in the Championship blowout. Things got hot for the Abu Dhabi Cats right away as Derrick Henry and Josh Jacobs went H2H on Saturday Night Football, and it was a beatdown of a matchup. Henry ended up scoring 5 touchdowns and dropped 50, while Jacobs couldn’t get going and only had 1.3. It went from ugly to worse, as the rest of the weekend just wouldn’t go LeBruka’s way.

While the star players such as Jalen Hurts, Puka Nacua, and Josh Jacobs combined for only 27 points, some of the underdogs tried to shine. Brock Purdy had a hell of a game, scoring 40 against the Bears (sad), Chase Brown blew up with a 31 point performance, and Ja’Marr Chase had 26, it still was not enough.

Josh Allen, local hero and fan of the league, shined in fantasy purposes scoring 26 points while the Bills themselves only scored 12. With Brock Bowers out for the game, Michael Mayer had a nice 24 point game, as well as Stefon Diggs. The real story comes from the backfield, as Bijan Robinson scored an absurd 42 point game, making both him and Henry combine for 93 FPS. The Championship was dominated by those two, as the Abu Dhabi Cats defeated LeBruka 216.3-165.87, which covered the Cats -22.5 with ease.

With the season wrapped up, we take a look at our 2026 draft order, which is as follows:
1. Oconomowoc Cheese Graters
2. Tommy’s Tuff Tits
3. TristanC10
4. CrabIt
5. TristanC10 (via Ben’s Johnson)
6. Jeantly Waddle My Penix
7. TristanC10 (via Bucking A Man)
8. I Gibbs Aids
9. Oconomowoc Cheese Graters (via JonTonTravionTavious)
10. Bin Ladens Jets
11. LeBruka
12. Tommy’s Tuff Tits (via Abu Dhabi Cats)

Championship recap 2024

The 2024 Championship is over and done with and it turned into a blowout. Things started off slowly for the favorites Picken at my Chubb, as George Midkens only landed him 8 points on WNF and DJ Moore 12 on TNF, combining for 8 points below their projections. However, Sunday came around, and it turned into a rout. Jayden Himiels exploded against the Falcons, with 227 yards and 3 TDs, but also with his career-high 127 rush yards. Saquon Bark-gonna-get-160-yards-in-a-meaningless-game-ley didn’t score a touchdown but landed him 18.9 points due to his 167 rushing yards vs the Cowboys. Treyway McBride went nuclear and set his season high in fantasy points of 36.3, and Bakeshow Mayfield capped it off with a 5 TD performance. Oconomowoc Breece’s Pieces stood no chance, despite a strong effort because it was a Beautiful Day in the Nabershood as Malik Nabers dropped 36.1 points with 2 TDs, but that was the only strong performance from the squad. Picken at my Chubb ended up storming away with the game 220.54-154.68, covering the -15.5 spread as well.

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Now that the season is on the books, here’s how the first two rounds of May’s draft shape up:

  1. White Cousins Griddy

  2. Zak (name pending)

  3. Bin Laden’s Jets

  4. I Gibbs Aids

  5. TristanC10

  6. Crabit

  7. Abu Dhabi Cats

  8. Goonington Horswogglers

  9. DookieDispenser → Picken at my Chubb

  10. TushPush → Goonington Horswogglers

  11. Oconomowoc Breece’s Pieces → White Cousins Griddy

  12. Picken at my Chubb